Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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