so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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