we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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