yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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