i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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