we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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