Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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