After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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