Porn is love you can see.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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