32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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