I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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