You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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