So drunk, too bad you don't want this
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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