Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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