is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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