We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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