So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter