can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win