I didn't shave. On purpose
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
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dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!