No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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