I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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