I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
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hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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