So drunk its hurt
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
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i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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