...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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