I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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