i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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