we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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