There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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