How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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