i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
this just has baby written all over it
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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