I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Banned from zoo.
Again?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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