Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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