I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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