Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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