UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
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When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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