we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Semen is not good for contacts.
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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