she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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