i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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