I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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