You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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