ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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