Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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