1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
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At least least me cry on your voice mail
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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