So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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