I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
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We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I lost the right to judge tonight
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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