I wish i was in the wii world.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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