I'm lost and stupid without you.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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