some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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