I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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