Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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