I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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