I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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