it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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