You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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